woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man

That friend I talked about earlier, the one who staunchly refuses to go out with me. When asked why girls (IE her) have no interest in dating me. She replied "girls don't go out with you cuz they don't know what they're missing". Ow, my head. I don't really have anything against women but, What is wrong with your gender?

First year

I've finished my first year of college. How was it you ask?
Well first the actual school part. The school itself is good, the second semester was very apathetic though. Because of this some grades are lower than they should be (math a C+) however in spite of a somewhat casual approach to attendence in English (plus a tendency to procrastinate and then rush my essays) I managed to get a B. Other school things... I've no idea what I'm majoring in, or what I' going to do with my life. Nothing else important I can think of.
The non-school bits- Ephriam is painfully dull, this is offset by the fact that there are some really fun people to hang out with. My roomates are by and large pretty cool. Despite some of them having a tendency to steal my food. I had the horrible fortune to fall madly in love with my best friend who has no interest in ever being anything other than friends (AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!) which has driven me mad for the past few months. That's all there is to tell. Questions? Comments? Anyway goodbye for now